I was worried there for a second because a coin toss could've actually killed my pa. i was just joking cause i wasn't sure who it really was. but it almost had horrible repercussions. I'm going to my room!! I'm going to go think about what i've done!!!!
The Linwood Memorial Coal Oven still had that smoked meat smell from the mobs last episode of JUSTICE. The Chili was frozen and ready for the season. But today a new brand of justice was to hit the market. "hey, we got no fuel for the fire" someone said. "hell, flames about done gone out on this one." "You mean the game?" "No man, the oven. What we gonna do? Bezeach ain't cooking himself." "I just turned vegetarian," said the prof. "No you didn't," said Tay "yes I did." "no you didn't" "Did" "Did not" In frustration, prof picked up a baseball and tried to pelt Tay with it but the wily kid ducked and the ball hit bezeach who was tied to a post. "Ow!" yelled bezeach. "Death by pitching!!! Poetic Justice worthy of motown. FOR MOTOWN!!!!" "Yeah but its Roscoe we are avenging." "Oh, Him too. START THE pelting!!!!" 50,000 errant pitches later it was over. "Hey, we're basketball fans. What did you expect?"
I second that. Great job Slippy! Its just a good thing we didn't use Ben Wallace free throws to kill him.
Thanks A LOT to the MOB! Now I got bezeach sittin next to me at the bar (I struck out with Marilyn...she was waiting for JFK) yammering about UM and how the Spartans suck. I have a good mind to come back and haunt you people for a while. I haven't seen Linwood for a long time...either he's havin a lot of fun ...or Mrs. Linwood called him on the Quiji board.
Turns out Mrs. Linwood has some pull with the Big Guy,so she called in a favor to keep my wondering eye in check. Thanks to Mrs. Linwood, my residential status has been downgraded from "Heaven" to "Nice-Place-to-Raise-Kids."
Don't want to show my geekiness, but this reminds me of an episode of Millenium (old Fox show with Lance Henriksen) where this guy had a giant microwave in his basement. People would go in, thinking it's just a room, door would shut, then ZAP!!!
