The tattered remains of the forums sinister starch was discovered next to his sith style double bladed lightsaber early this morning. "I didn't think anyone could slice so thin," remarked the sheriff, "I'm a kettle chip guy myself. mmmm, crunchy." Police found the letter S at the crime scene. "This letter S was found a few feet from where the chips were," said the forensics/ jedi master, "someone scratched the word 'lippy' under that. We think Darth was killed because he talked to much. Either that or he was killed for cracking the keyword which authorities knew to be 'jumperses'"