Rose - He'll likely be the best guy in practice but won't play this season. Ellis - Monta Ellis is where your FG% category goes to die. James - ...due for a down year; Ok, I'll trade you Swaggy P straight-up for this guy bro! Splitter - Coolest name in the NBA; most "average" game in the NBA. Drummond - You'll finish 12th in FT% this season (Yes, I know we have a 10-team league.). Favors - I'll trade you Chris Kaman for this guy in a heartbeat. Lawson - 2nd tier guard who will slip down to the 3rd tier after Nate Robinson takes all of his minutes. Boozer - his production is so hollow that there is an echo whe you say tha name: Boozer Boozer Boozer Hawes - There's no way that I'd EVER want this guy ; he'll be traded and end up buried on someone's bench before you can say "Nerlens". McGee - ...wow, ...just, wow. DeRozan - look up "one-dimensional" in the dictionary and you'll see an artist's rendering of this guy's face. Bogut - When Jermaine O'Neil is the most "durable" Center on your team, you got some issues man! Amir Johnson - did webz add a "total fouls" category this season? Hickson - Portland's trash is Sandwich's treasure. Hopefully Javale gets injured so this guy can get some minutes. Pope -The word on the street is that this guy plays behind Rodney Stuckey. That says it all right there!