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  1. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Woot! squeaked out a win on 1 TO. Thank god I missed setting my line up and had 2 guys playing 2 days this week.
  2. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    From today's Denver Post sports section:

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  3. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    This guy is on the trading block.
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    PPG: 12, RPG: 8, APG: 4
    BPG: 2, SPG: 2, FG% .571
    FT% .700, 34 MPG
    2012/13 Overall Rank #19

    The Squirrels are looking for a PG with a high tolerance for booze.
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    You can't have Rondo.
  5. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    We don't want Rondo.
    When we played you guys last week, my players kept complaining that Rondo smells like cheese.
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    dba All-Star Moderator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I didn't know Hans Brinker was in the NBA.
  7. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    My man Ichabod will throw-down a triple-dub all over you chumps!
    For the price of a solid PG, you can have the weirdest looking (but one of the most effective!) players in the PFKL!
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    If you would have posted the stats without the picture, I may have made you an offer.
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    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    Heya Slip, have you and your staff had a chance to review my trade offer?
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    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

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    I know exactly what I did wrong in the draft, and I think I know how to fix it next year.

    My team is pretty bad.
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    Mooseheads and Squirrels agree to trade: Andrei Kirilenko, a box of .30 cal rounds and a 44oz Pepsi.for mike Conley, autographed poster of Kyle "the 2 guard" singler, and a handful of slim Jim's. "I don't know if AK-47 is still any good but if it takes some ammo out of Denver's hands when we come to visit, then it was worth it," said Slippy. Kirilenko joins a team stacked at every position but features a non entity at the 3. Mike Conley expressed regret over the move. "I don't know what they do there for fun. Actually, I do know and that's the problem." To add insult to injury, Conley was asked to hand deliver the slim Jim's to Rufus Henry upon arrival. "they got rookies for that don't they?" he asked after delivering donuts to Beal and Singler.
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    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    We're filing a formal protest with the PFKL due to Slip pulling the old "bait & switch" on us.

    We thought we were trading Kirilenko for Mike Conley and the Mooseheads sent over Mike Conley JR.
    We're being told by the league that it's likely that our protest will not be upheld and the Conley Jr. for Kirilenko deal will be consummated.

    Conley Jr. gives the Squirrels the 3rd PG that we've been looking for and completes our strategy of "selling high" on AK-47 PRIOR to his impending season ending injury. We firmly believe that even with the culture of self-medication that our training staff has implemented, Kirilenko will be injured in the very near future. He's known to be one of the more fragile players to ever step on a baskeball court.

    ...not to mention, he's a weird looking guy and Rufus is terrified of him the same way certin people have a phobia of clowns.

    Another plus for our side was the inclusion of the Slim Jims in the deal. Rufus only eats food that can be purchased at a convenience store and Slim Jims are one of the staples of his diet.
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    True story: BDL says: "Slippy, have you and your staff reviewed my trade proposal?" I hadn't but was considering offering Conley for Kirilenko. When I get to my office there is a fex ex package and in it is some construction paper with some crayon scribbles on it. "Conley from PG to Squirrels. Squirrels drop undisclosed player to W" It looked fishier that a sushi shop in Tokyo so I called up David Kahn and had him look at it. "I'd do it man. He put a picture up of Kirilenko and wants Conley see?" I told him Rufus didn't actually offer AK-47 in the trade. "Details. That's what interns are for." In the end, we put together a counter proposal for Ak-47. Like Kgreg we knew BDL wouldn't just give up a hot player for another hot player. I couldn't include Brandon Knight as a side incentive to do a deal so I went with Slim jims. Like BK, Slim Jims pack a big punch in a little package. Unlike BK though, the slim jims aren't a dime a dozen so I could only offer a handful. BDL doesn't know how close he came to a bag of pork rinds in the war room.
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    How can Al Horford play an entire week and not block a single shot?
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    Coach played him out of position.
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    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    ...must be a mental block.
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    "Much luv from the 6 Hard Fouls. Can't wait 4 the season 2 start! We have been practicing and will be ready. #It's in God's handz."​
    -Charlie Villanueva, Six Hard Fouls Head of Marketing and New Media, via Twitter. ​
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    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    where is the sweaty instagram?
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    round All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion

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    I didn't know he played for the Pistons.
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    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

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    I'm really proud of my Squirrels so far.
    Despite some setbacks, we're hanging in there in the top-half of the standings.
    We've been decimated by some of our best players missing games (Dirk - knee, Lowry - drug rehab, Bogut - weapons charges).

    ...If JJ Redick doesn't have to have his stomach pumped (booze related) yesterday, we might have had the stats we needed to be in 1st place.

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