NOVICE Fantasy Basketball 2010-2011

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by BallDon'tLie, Sep 14, 2010.

  1. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    My Squirrels have a huge matchup next week against your Felons.
    I'm VERY concerned.
    The New Year's Eve holiday is a huge event for my alcoholic Squirrels and the hangover from this worries me. Also, Coach Rufus has a weakness for Rainier Beer and a trip to Seattle presents a challenge for me to keep my coach sober enough to run the team. Our legal team is on speed dial.
     
  2. raxrets

    raxrets Team Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    2,536
    Likes Received:
    141
    Location:
    tartu
    I've added TMAC to my roster.now funny part - I also have our Joggernaught, so they cancel each other off :pound:
     
  3. linwood

    linwood All-Star

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,424
    Likes Received:
    1,440
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Seattle, WA
    For us, this is the REAL Christmas game. The Felons have tremendous respect for what the Squirrels do. Just the other day Darko commented on Rufus' Corsica. "I've never seen windows that dark! How he not get ticket?"

    1990-1996 Chevrolet Corsica Photo LT 4-door sedan - Consumer Guide Automotive

    The locker room and practice facilities are stocked with 16oz cans of vitamin R, and the Felons are ready to roll!
     
  4. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    From today's Denver Post sports section...
     
  5. coynejeremy

    coynejeremy All-Star Administrator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2005
    Messages:
    6,255
    Likes Received:
    1,158
    Location:
    Georgetown, KY
    I'll remember that, friend.
     
  6. coynejeremy

    coynejeremy All-Star Administrator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2005
    Messages:
    6,255
    Likes Received:
    1,158
    Location:
    Georgetown, KY
    Loved it, as usual. [​IMG]
     
  7. Mogilny

    Mogilny All-Star Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    3,025
    Likes Received:
    1,254
    Mark my words, 2011 will be the year of the Detroit Heat! The two new additions in Gortat and Pietrus looks really impressive so far, I just need to find a place for them in my rotations.
     
  8. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Both good F/A signings Mog.
    If you can claw your way to the 8th seed and make the playoffs, you can win this thing. If I'm not mistaken, the 8th seed won it all last year.
     
  9. Mogilny

    Mogilny All-Star Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    3,025
    Likes Received:
    1,254
    That's been my plan from the beginning!
     
  10. coynejeremy

    coynejeremy All-Star Administrator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2005
    Messages:
    6,255
    Likes Received:
    1,158
    Location:
    Georgetown, KY
    The 7th seed beat the 8th seed for the trophy. Maybe I should start tanking...
     
  11. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    I've been trying to move down to the 7th seed for the past month.
     
  12. Mogilny

    Mogilny All-Star Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    3,025
    Likes Received:
    1,254
    I've been laughing at you guys up there in the top the whole time.
     
  13. Mossberg

    Mossberg Bench Warmer 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2008
    Messages:
    469
    Likes Received:
    50
    I need to drop some of my anti-tanking players. They all seem to put up too many gaudy stat lines. I'll never make it to the bottom at this pace. At least CJ is lending a hand though. :D
     
  14. coynejeremy

    coynejeremy All-Star Administrator 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2005
    Messages:
    6,255
    Likes Received:
    1,158
    Location:
    Georgetown, KY
    This is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. As usual I forgot to optimize my lineup based on number of games played. Roscoe already has a 6-player-game lead on me and then Kevin Martin inexplicably misses his first game of the week tonight and is questionable for Wednesday. :frusty:
     
  15. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2005
    Messages:
    20,559
    Likes Received:
    2,415
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Dagobah
    Sheet happens. :yield:

    Wave that white sheet CJ. Wave it in the air, wave it like you just don't care.
     
  16. linwood

    linwood All-Star

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,424
    Likes Received:
    1,440
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Seattle, WA
    The Felonious Fifteen were slaughtered by the Squirrels. Dirk faked an ankle injury so he could fly down to L.A. and get some sun, and the team just fell apart. These guys stick together, and next thing you know, Varajao, Beasley, and Roy all have "injuries" too.

    With my top four players soaking up sunshine and pina coladas on Venice Beach, poor Darko just lost his heart and quit on the team. He finally snapped out of it on Sunday. After purchasing a 91 Corsica with tinted windows, Darko put up 11 points, 10 rebounds, 5 blocks and 2 steals against the Spurs, yelling at Manu and Tim "You can't see me! You can't see me." We think he was referring to his new ride.

    Hopefully we can recover from this disastrous week and regain our dignity against FreeThrows Babys.
     
  17. roscoe36

    roscoe36 All-Star Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2005
    Messages:
    20,559
    Likes Received:
    2,415
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Dagobah
    1.41 AM. First belly laugh of the day.

    Thank you.
     
  18. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Actually, the direct quote from (the) Darko was: "You not see me! You not see me!"

    I actually felt guilty for a minute last week when heir Dirkster [STRIKE]quit[/STRIKE] took a leave of absence from your Felons. ...Then I remembered that I've had a few weeks this year where we had to deal with our "little franchise", Steph Curry being out with 4 (yeah FOUR) separate ankle injuries which unexpectedly sidelined him. Steph is obviously not playing in Arnie Kander approved footwear this season.

    As for Sideshow Bob, one of Rufus' entourage busted an empty bottle of OE-800 upside his head at Monkey Pub last weekend.

    ...sorry 'bout dat!
     
  19. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    I might be in for a long week as Rufus decided to bench my top 2 draft picks. Hopefully my scrubs can wreck shop and salvage a 'W'.
     
  20. BallDon'tLie

    BallDon'tLie All-Star 3x Fantasy Champion

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    6,794
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    I need help.
    South Beach has offered me a deal and I'm not sure if I should pull the trigger:

    Squirrels get:
    Beno Udrich
    Channing Frye
    (2 former Squirrels that we had released earlier this season that SB picked up off the wire)

    Studs get:
    Steph Curry
    Nene

    The comment attached to the trade was: "You get a 3-point shooting big man!"

    ...Hmmm, ...decisions decisions.
     

Share This Page