CV will take court wearing a Ben wig, cracking up everybody. Ben will take court using a walker, cracking up everybody even more. Chris Wilcox will blow his first dunk in Pistons uniform. Stuckey will keep throwing passes to Udonis Haslem, confusing him with Chris Wilcox. Wade will go one-on-one against Gordon and dunk over him. Wade will go one-on-one against Gordon for a layup. Wade will go one-on-one against Gordon and score a jumper over him. Ben Gordon will score 864 points. Rip will see some time at power forward. Jerebko will be the next Walter Herrmann, at least for this game. Washington will be next Walter Sharpe, at least for this game. The highlight of the game will be Maxiell having a monster block on Wade. Unfortunately, he'll only score 3 points on 1-5 shooting with 1-4 from the FT line while grabbing 1 rebound. Kuester is going to lose his pen. Arnie Kander will watch Russian ballet during half time. We all will have lots to talk about tomorrow.