I had a bad case of Isotayshauns last week and it was quite uncomforatble. The doctor gave me some sort of cream and a shot of penicillin and it cleared right up.
When I got it, my doctor told me that I just needed to stop standing in a corner for 20-second intervals.
If you can't stop standing in the corner and palming your ball, then Arnie will rub a frozen banana on it.
That's a bad symptom. I walked around backwards while dribbling a basketball for 3 days before my wife finally looked it up on Web-MD.
Have you ever had the symptom in which you hate your boss so you call up all your co-workers and just skip work for a day? That's a nasty one.