Fantasy Hockey 2013-2014

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  1. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    No, I'm crying because I got left here with all these clowns!

    I was looking for an adult conversation but obviously I came to the wrong place!
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Uh oh. Looks like Old Man Woody wants us young whippersnappers to get off his lawn!
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    if you came for specific "adult content", yes, that's the wrong door... :der:
  4. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Cool. That's what I thought. I've been dropping healthy guys for injured ones because I've decided to really go hard after that category.

    Count? Nope. Not yet. They don't teach counting up here in Canada until Grade 21.
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Little known fact. When Woody first joined, he was actually looking for the fetish site pissonforum.com and has been stuck here ever since.
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  6. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    You can't blame the schools for putting math on the back burner. Being so close to the North Pole you need to focus on the important thing like hunting Polar Bears and figuring out how to put a chimney in for Santa Claus to get into without melting your igloo down. You guys keep making that mistake over and over and over. Maybe you should ease up on the eggnog around the holidays, eh?
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    This is my favorite thread.
  8. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Go suck eggs.
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  9. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I didn't choose the name, Woody, by accident.
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    BillLaimbeer All-Star 4x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Post of the year!

    :cheerlie-GOAL:
    :dancingparty:
    :djparty:
    :p welldone:
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  11. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Sid Disable popped his head out of his final resting place but UmI put him down even deeper so he could rest in peace.

    How in the heck am I tied with Jammer for 3rd place?? Uncharacteristically I've devoted almost ZERO time to my fantasy team. My first two draft picks, goalies Howard and Lundqvist have been obscenely (don't go all Woody on us Woody) terrible. I guess I'm surviving. BECAUSE I'm not messing with my team. :)

    What a terrible waste Sunday was. I had tons of guys playing yesterday and I didn't need them at all and now I've got nobody today. Why am I wasting any time writing about this? My firm victory over Woody got me excited. Oh my, that was a dangerous phrase for Woody.

    Question for Woody , I think you're about 84.

    If a Woody chuck could chuck a Woody how much Viagra would a Woody chuck need to chuck a Woody in the woods?

    While were at it, if there was enough Viagra on the continent to make it possible , and nobody was in the woods to see it, would it make a sound?


    Anyhow, back to the log cabin,I fully expect Laimbeer to put me in a nice deep reality hole this week. IF my goalies can just hold their own and play respectably then I can avoid total annihilation and maybe salvage 5 or 6 of the categories. That's my lofty goal.
  12. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I knew there was a reason why I wanted to whip Tater so badly.
    His mind is so perverted I doubt he ever makes it to 25. He gives teenage a bad reputation.
    And I don't think he knows a goalie from Viagra.
  13. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    I'm not into that " whipping" stuff especially from a cantankerous old far.... mer.

    Let me guess. The difference is a goalie stops you from scoring and Viagara helps you score? :greenapple: ... And I have bad goalies but YOU still CANT score!!:wedgie:
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    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Let me guess. Your goalies can't stop anything, and your Viagra can't start ....
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    You better quit taking Jammers lunch money or I'm going to need to come over there and steal your Ex-Lax and prune juice again...
  16. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I'm amazed at how balanced the teams are in our fantasy hockey league.
    Everyone is in the game. Most matchups are very even.
    I think this happened because we had a computer generated team draft.
    No hockey guru (if we even have one) was able to out draft the rest of us average fans.

    My only hope is that I can beat Darth, Beer, and Jammer. I would consider the season a success if I do.
    I only wish we could have suckered the Sandwich Kid (aka Roscoe) to join in the fun. Getting one up on him is hard to do. :-)
  17. Woody

    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    A hockey quiz for you fans;

    Who is Lubomir Visnovsky?
    a) He owns a string of Jiffy Lubes.
    b) He's a member of the KGB.
    c) He owns the Brooklyn Nets.
    d) He's on the IR.
  18. jammertime

    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    I vote e) The guy that Woody can't stop talking about. :deadhorse:
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Dang Jammer. You lost My boy Stamkos.

    Earlier before the season began I made you what I thought was a fair offer and you weren't interested (totally understandable and I wouldn't have parted with him either). You're still my favorite trading partner. :hug:

    I kept meaning to send you an email or private message telling you that you made a wise decision but never got around to it. Now he is lost for at least 3-4 months and even if he returns who knows what he will play like? I obviously dodged a bullet but I'm not here to gloat. I feel bad you lost him. Tough break.

    My interest in my team is very low. My first two picks went to Lundqvist and Howard and both suck. I only made a couple free agent moves but some guy named Steen, my first acquisition is my best player. My next best is a defenseman named Subban. That's scary stuff. Somehow I'm in 2nd but we are all so close I could just as easily be in 8th. I've also been pretty lucky because I think my team sucks.

    My interest level is maybe 2.5 out of 10. I have to force myself to look at free agents and I just get bored and yet overwhelmed and then do nothing or shoot from the hip. Never felt that way about a team in contention before. Frankly, I'm sorry I started this league but if 3 or 4 of us are enjoying it then I guess it's worth it. I really did start it masonry for Erec...Errr...Woody but he complains so much I wonder if he's having fun. But I THINK that means he IS having fun.

    Yeah, too bad Rascoe didn't join but I'm guessing he was too busy. Guys like Woody and I have nothing better to do with our days. :ranger:
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    Woody All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Darth reminds me of a Sea Gull. He flies around squawking all the time, craps all over every one, and you can't shoot
    him 'cause he's protected by the government (or he lives in a foreign country- aka Idaho).
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