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Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Central' started by Mossberg, Sep 6, 2013.
I think he was just doing his Jack Nicholson on you.
I'll knock you out of the 'ship run
Impossible. A loss won't hurt me in the least. I could lose my remaining three and not be affected. You can't do it in the playoffs either because the chances of you being there are somewhere between slim and none. If by some miracle you do make the playoffs you won't last long enough to get to me. But if you want to bet on you knocking me out, u can get in on the nemo action.
I was looking at your team, all you do is hang around the stats looking to pick up hot players.
Isn't that the object of the game? Besides, in the alternative, 9 out of my 18 players were drafted by me. You have 9 of your own originals too. It sure looks like I drafted and picked up free agents much better than you. Anyhow, I'm still rooting for you to stay alive so I can crush your playoff hopes again.
Not at all. Not at all. I was looking for a smilie and accidentally clicked on the zephyr. Ok, just to show you my good faith, Laimbeer is going to later post my peace offering since my own computer skills are far inferior to my managing skills. I sure hope he doesn't click the wrong button like I did. Then again, maybe it was a mistake asking him. That wise guy has been known to double cross me before.
Tater's Eagles Goes Crazy on Concuss, Makes It Six in a Row Tater's Eagles picked up their sixth win in a row when they laid waste to Concuss 201.56 - 102.48, recording the second-highest score this week. The streak is due in part to Tater's Eagles having the highest scoring output in the league at 211.82 points per matchup. On top of the loss, Concuss had a starter score zero points (Jimmy Graham). Concuss falls to seventh place with a 3-3 record. Tater's Eagles stays undefeated and in first place at 6-0. Smooth Moves by Tater's EaglesThe Kansas City Chiefs Defense had 26.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the second-highest score among DEF in the league this season.Vernon Davis had the 10th-most points in the league this season with 38.00, leading the league in points for the week.With 33.00 points, Justin Blackmon had the highest WR score of the week and the 10th-highest WR score in the league this season.Reggie Bush had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 24.50 points.LeSean McCoy had 17.10 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.Toyota Missed Opportunities by ConcussAcquired and benched Brandon Jacobs, who scored 24.40 points and beat his projected point total by 178.2%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league.Did not start Denarius Moore, who beat his scoring projection with 19.20 points against a projected 11.27.Picked up DeAndre Hopkins, who scored 5.70 points against his projected 10.33.Concuss had 10 starters fail to reach their projections.With 8.00 points against a projected 10.43, Bilal Powell did not meet his projection for the third straight game.What IfTater's Eagles would be 6-0 if they played Concuss every week.Tater's Eagles would have beaten five other teams besides Concuss this week.Had they played each other last week, Tater's Eagles would have defeated Concuss 211.58 - 184.14.Tater's Eagles would be 5-0 if they played the same schedule as Concuss.Tater's Eagles would be 38-4 if they played every team every week.Concuss would have lost to every other team in the league this week.Concuss would be 3-2 if they played the same schedule as Tater's Eagles.Concuss would be 15-27 if they played every team every week.Game NotesSix of the starters for Tater's Eagles scored higher than the leading scorer for Concuss.With 102.48 points, Concuss scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.With a combined 49.40 points from the TE position, Tater's Eagles got the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this season.Tater's Eagles topped their point expectations for the fourth week in a row. They have now overperformed versus projections for the fifth time.It was the third-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 99.08 points.Concuss got a combined 24.34 points from their QBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the QB position this season.With the big loss, Concuss falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.Tater's Eagles remains undefeated in blowout games this season, improving to 3-0.
They don't call me the come back kid for nothing.
Is that want TFD stands for?
I thought it stood for Tomato Frying Dudette.
Double crossed by Laimbeer again! Sorry, Thee. He was supposed to post something nice to show you I was offering an olive branch to you. I bet he doctored that report.There is no way I doubled your point total! And the report he posted said I "went crazy" and "laid waste" on you. Yahoo doesn't say stuff like that to humiliate people. This isn't Michigan State pummeling your Michigan team. I will post the authentic recap right now... Ok, here it is...wait... Oh that's true, and that, and that, and that and...oh my. Would sitting my quarterbacks help next time? Dang. Sorry come back kid. You sure you wanna come back for more in three week? BAD Bill Laimbeer. BAD.
No. It stands for Terrible Football Drafter.
Wow, Drath. Stab me in the back. For TFD, no less. That hurts.
it was a wrongful stabbing
Exactly. TFD ain't fallin' for your tricks no more, Drath.
Curses! Foiled again. What gave me away this time???
Just read the recap for our matchup and the fact below had me floored. Dude, I could have really used your schedule this season. Anyhow. This season has been great for me even though I've been on the wrong side of luck, injuries, and self-inflicted terrible drafting practices. It turns out, I actually get to battle in a head to head matchup with Junior's Jets for the final playoff spot. I could not have written a better script (win or lose). Not a bad situation to be in from dropping the first six games in a row.
Tough break with the Josh Gordon injury.
It's a good thing I've been playing fantasy sports with you long enough to know not to even bother looking into this "injury". Otherwise, I'd have a heart attack.
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