*FANTASY BASEBALL 2011*

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  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Hey, I ALREADY gave you Cliff Lee and Ben Zobrist. Those Bautista homers, as far as I am concerned, were wasted. Kimmee hit around 46 of them this week this week.

    If I were not the Commissioner from HELL I would point out that you have a sucky team and that Bautista would exercise his No Trade Clause even though your team name IS the Jays. But I will be professional and politically correct and encourage you for how hard you are trying in order to hang with the big boys. It's kind of cute, really.:pound::pound::pound::stirthepot::pound::pound::pound:
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Dear Commissioner from HELL,

    First of all, any home runs on your team are wasted.

    Secondly, sucky team? Clearly you've got your monitor upside down again. I'm currently in second place (soon to be in 1st place after this week), which (of course) is ahead of you.

    You should just be lucky that Bautista doesn't have a No Tater Clause.

    Have a horrible day.

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  3. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Why you gotta call me the Commissioner from Hell?:cold:

    Jammer, look at the league totals. I'm like 1st in most of the hitting AND pitching categories (or close). My problem is that my scheduling luck was CRAP. CRAP Do you hear me CRAP! Also do you remember that movie Black Sunday? Sundays...I can't sleep Saturday nights anymore.

    Anyhow, why am I wasting time explaining myself to an EX-League member? We still have a token Cannuckian in the league. Your services are no longer required.

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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Blah, blah, blah. All those 1st place category trophies will look real nice in your display case. Oh yeah, that's right. You don't get trophies for category wins.

    I'm beating you in the 1 category that matters... the STANDINGS!
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    Ouch....Jammer 1 - Darth 0
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Why do I smell old fish in this thread? Whatevah, Starkist boy!:hand:



    Yes, Jammies would be proud of the results IF he could count that high.

    Naught and Naught equals...

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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    For a guy that's on this site 23.5 hours a day, you sure took a while to come up with a comeback. What's the matter, is Google down?
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    Darth is minding the store for me.
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    Nemo Pun Master Forum Donor

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    I remember seeing Max Baer Jr. play in a stars charity baseball game. He hit a softball about 350 feet. Guy had game....


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    Interesting...I have been feeling a little "blue" lately.

    Not my normal bright self...

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  10. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Was off all day yesterday. My screen has had a virus since Monday night I think. but my wife's screen works for some reason. I have no clue what to do. Lame-o suggested google. I can try but I still am clueless on computers...
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    Nemo Pun Master Forum Donor

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    Try your "F" key that provides a "safe" mode for operating. Mine is "F8". You simply start the computer while tapping that key. Enter operating in the safe mode when given a choice, then go to "system restore" in the system tools folder. Restore to an earlier date while in the "safe" mode. It should work.
    Good luck...........
  12. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Thank you, Sharky.

    Wow. after I typed that I had vague recollection of Sharky on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. Man, I'm old. Remember him Nemo? Woody? Dre?

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    The sub "seaview" was cool....Also liked the "flying sub". They had a particle laser on the front of seaview...cool for us sci-fi fans of the 1960s...
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    jammertime Starter 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Darth, your new team name of Philidelphi Phillies is in violation of the league rule. It is neither your name, nor is it the name of an MLB team.

    As such, you must be punished. You are hereby required to trade me Jose Bautista immediately.



    :call-police:
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Dude, every time we deal you get the best of me and I am the one who proposes the doggone trades in the first place! :yellowprison: (I'm still kicking myself for acquiring LeCavalier for N. Backstrom.

    I like dealing with Rascoe better. He always screws himself with others like I screw myself with you! :pound:

    Toronto has to be tickled pink with Bautista. Wow. That guy is something else. Last year was NOT a fluke.

    As for the rules...they don't apply to me.

    :blowhole-this:
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    If anyone mentions my Carlos Marmol giving up 6 runs in one third of an inning, they will be banished from the league.

    Why aren't people poking fun at [STRIKE]the Cannuckians[/STRIKE] anyone? We need some action in this thread.

    Ok, bezeach, you start us off... (chart included for those who are new to working with bezeach).

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    round All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion

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    Does anybody have Carlos Marmol on there team? If so I sure feel sorry for the fool that does...


    There are times its good to be to busy to sign up for a league :D
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    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    You would have just got kicked out anyhow. :laser:
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    LOL. No one would be stupid enough to have Marmol on their team.





    Unless, of course, Darth has him on his roster. Actually, that wouldn't surprise me with Darth.
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    Darth sucks.

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