Cheesy one liner thread

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    - At least Darko can play now - if had not traded him to Orl to free cap space for Ben.

    - Sheed and now Bonzi - any other x-Blazers available.

    - Maybe we can pick Grant Hill off the scap heap and pretend like the whole thing never happened.

    - Lets throw in the gong for the organ player.
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    'Fro wigs for sale! Priced to move!
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    - Used Gong, still in perfect working condition. Shipping to Illinois double normal FEDEX rates.
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    Another sellout crowd:rolleyes:.
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    - Ben couldn't hit free throws. No way anyone should pay for a player that can't hit FTs... (Chamberlain, Shaq, Dale Davis)
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    For a guy that couldn't hit a shot. Ben sure landed a knockout.
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    - Maybe we can FLIP the script...
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    :puke:
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    Roscoe you're thinking too good right now:puke:.
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    I forgot who posted this in another thread

    - Davison can now afford more of those $10 suites.
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    The Gong is gone. To be replaced by a Bong?
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    Bill Davidson is not a good person.
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    I also calculated the difference, in $10 Members Only jackets between our offer and the Bulls.



    Bill Davidson, Donald Sterlings wing man.
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    Oh Roscoe, too cruel, too cruel.:yield:
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    that's my favorite :laugh:

    i can't think of any. you had me at 'fro? yeah that was bad

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