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Discussion in 'Pistons and NBA' started by hitafreethrow, Dec 2, 2009.
RealGM: Basketball Wiretap Archives: Artest Admits Halftime Drinking, Still Wanting To Fight Big Ben
Who would be favored in this fight?
What's the big deal. ALL of the players on my fantasy team drink Hennessy at halftime. ...it's manditory.
Rufus didnt share any of that Cisco sludge?
I bet Artest drops after one punch...
It's tough to beat someone in a fight who is that crazy. That's one of the first rules of fighting, right? Artest could bite your ear off. You have to be on guard for everything.
Major league loon.
Lookout Lakers, Artest is entering his advanced crazy period. He probably has PMS.
Yeah, Perpetual Moron Syndrome
What's that old saying you live by the sword, you die by the sword? That's Ron Artest in a nutshell, he's very unstable but he is a very talented basketball player so the Lakers will put up with him until it gets old and then he'll move on to another team. The Rockets couldn't wait to dump him so Phil Jackson who has dealt fairly well with other head cases (Dennis Rodman comes to mind) feels that Kobe can keep him in check. Why in the world would you make a stupid statement about wanting to fight Ben Wallace? Let it go Ron-Ron but of course when you're a nutcase you never let anything go.
No mental/verbal filter on a guy like that. He's likely to view that as a harmless statement like "I love my cat and I can't wait to feed him when I get home." Not only does he not view the statement about wanting to fight Ben as wrong and inappropriate, he doesn't think the feeling of still wanting to fight Ben after all the "healing and damage control" trips to the Detroit youth and all this time is inappropriate and wrong. Also, he might not even feel it but is just running his mouth for fun. This guy is really certifiable. Alas, he's on my Novice fantasy team. LOL. And he isn't performing very well. Except for 3s. LOL. After all, Ben Wallace is ALSO on the Smooth Criminals and Ben Wallace is a 4 cat performer and I can't have Ron Artest stalking Big Ben and then Big Ben getting suspended over it by some arbitrary David Stern ruling that it was mutually provoked! Yeah, Ron Ron might be headed to the FA pile of the Novice League!
If you want to give up Ron Ron, lemme know I might be interested in a trade...
Is that older than "live by the 3, die by the 3"?
I think someone should set this fight up. Let them go through a few months training get these guys in a MMA cage with the money going to winner's charity of choice. Let's ROCK. I think Big Ben will crush Ron Ron.
Ben's wrist pops out of its socket when he shoots a free throw. There is no way that it could withstand the repeated collisions with Artest's face that it would have to endure.
He could develop a left
I remember that article..I was thinking the same thing. Every time he hit Artest Ben who have to stop and put his wrist back in place.
I guess if he hits him hard enough, he will have the time he needs in between punches.
I should send Ron a check for 20 bucks. For all the entertainment he's given me over the years, he's earned it and more. "'Five Dollar Foot-long' is one of the best songs," Artest said. "That's a hot song. You've got the FreeCreditReport.com, and then 'Five Dollar Foot-long' comes on. When 'Five Dollar Foot-long' comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those in the club."
Who needs a wrist when you can just deliver a forearm shiver to the face and a nice front kick to the ribs.
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