advanced league recap: Santas remix

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    Twas the night before christmas and all through the league
    not a player was playing not even Rip or Chauncey

    Ralphie had found himself losing to the guy in last place
    but Slippy had players who couldn't keep up the pace

    So Ralphie managed to pull a win from the hat
    thanks to all of Slippy's players who never played but just sat

    With Hibachi-man out, Tater thought he had won
    But Manu played 2 minutes and his week was undone

    It could have been worse because on that draft past
    Tater left his fav player and instead he picked Nash


    Three-peat won a big one this week
    To turn back the trend of a losing streak

    He shot better, scored more and handed out dimes
    While Wart scanned headlines for K-mart(2)'s return time

    Motown's shot well but could not hit a three
    But he squeaked out a win cuz he was not so turn-over-ly
    (yeah...that's right!)

    Loanshark sent a letter to Yao with threats of castration
    if he missed any time from that facial laceration
    (aw yeah, that's real gangsta)

    Dre took Winless down to the shed
    for an old-fashioned beating and left him for dead

    Lucky for Winless, Dre likes to step out of bounds
    So he at least won rebs and TO's this round

    Webz gimped Pastor but that's no surprise
    If Pastor's lineups were set, I'd start rubbing my eyes

    And Himat and max and 16 and Low
    All tied each other and each had the same score

    So there it is the week in review
    so "Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you!"

    Break it down!
    Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas
    (let me hear you say)
    Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas
    (Santa in the house!)
  2. webz

    webz All-Star Administrator 2x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    very nicely done slippy. merry xmas to you and your gangstas.
  3. LA Dre

    LA Dre All-Star 1x Fantasy Champion Forum Donor

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    Slippy, once again a great scribe just in the NICK of time
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    Warthog Bench Warmer

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    that was amazing! :bow1:
  5. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater All-Star Forum Donor 6x Fantasy Champion

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    Again, you've outdone yourself Mr. Slipster. :MusicBigGrin:

    May you find a stud free agent in your stocking this year (even though it's nylon).

    Happy Holidays to all...
  6. Slippy

    Slippy All-Star Administrator Forum Donor

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    a stud in my stockings?? Oh behave!:girl_devil:
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    MotownPride Starter 2x Fantasy Champion

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    AWESOME!!!!!

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